I'm having way too much fun on this app, I really like the challenges and I like the fact that I can hear peoples' thoughts.
I lowkey wanna make my uh profile picture anonymous so nobody knows I'm the person saying all this crazy sh*t.
I'm beggin', beggin' you to post a profile picture that doesn't have the fish in the photo with you.
It was a dark, rainy night. I'd say it was probably a Sunday night. Your belly is grumbling, you haven't eaten all day, you've ordered Grubhub.
Huh! What's that?! You hear the door bell. Could it be the delivery person bringing you your food? No! It's your mother! Aaaah!
Burrito, burrito filled with cheese, the thought of you makes me weak at the knees.
Guac, salsa, lettuce - hold the beans. After I'm done with you there's no way I'll fit in these jeans.
You know the other day I saw 3 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's a coincidence.
7 year old me switching on the car light for one second. *click clack* My dad: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!